So there I was, just sitting at my PC, listening to my iRiver mp3 player and talking on my Motorola Razr, and in runs Steve Jobs. "How’d you get in my house?" I yelled, but he just kept jumping up and down, yelling all sorts of nonsense. I lept out of my chair to tackle the deranged man, only to be slapped by the iPhone 2.0 and some other crap he was peddling.
"NO!!!," I screamed. "I need easy-to-use devices with great battery life that don’t force me to install third-party apps and convert to proprietary file systems!" He had no answer. He simply knocked over my monitor and left.
Hide your children, protect your women. A crazy man is on the loose…
